I have demons in me.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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