guys are not supposed to queef...right?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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