I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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