please come you make the beer taste better
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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