oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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