Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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