what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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