i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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