I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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