Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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