I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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