i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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