so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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