Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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