what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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