So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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