dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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