we're blogging at a bar
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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