I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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