Do vagina's smell?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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