i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
You're like the curious george of whores
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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