oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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