I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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