i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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