she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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