so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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