So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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