Barsexuality is the new black.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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