It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
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Goodbee
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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