Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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