why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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