When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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