so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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