Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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