let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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