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How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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