we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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