This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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