fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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