Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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