R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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