The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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