My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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