We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
