My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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