Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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