she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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