I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Randomize
