one word: firstdatebathroomanal
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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