Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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