They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Dear god my vagina.
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