I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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