he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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