Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
false alarm, still single
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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