I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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