There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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