I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
